The time has come for me to leave.
I know it's hard for you to believe,
Before we've had a chance to bond
I'm heading back across the pond.
Now before you all begin to cry,
There is a chance to say goodbye.
Please come to Vicki's leaving do.
And have a drink, or twenty-two.
Before I disappear into the mountains,
let's celebrate at the Fountain.
The 28th, two weeks today,
Let me know without delay.
The drinking starts at 7:30
Eight is when Vicki gets extra flirty.
We'll stay until they kick us out
So coming late will be allowed.
I hope that I will see you there
If I don't then please take care
Phoenix will surely win the league
And win respect from Peter Teague.